Coming straight from the dark ages of the internet we have ListCrawler, one of the first international escort directory services. It was the age in which people realized that the internet can be used for more than just school homework and online news. People realized that you can set up a site where anyone who has something to sell can post a personal advertisement, and the potential buyers can buy. Guess what was the thing sold on List Crawler. That’s right, it was sex, the ultimate stress relieving experience. Sex with some of the hottest babes from half the planet. And that’s only because the other half didn’t have internet access yet.
You might believe that building up an escort directory that spawns all the way across the planet on several continents must have been a tough job. Well, they did it all from a bedroom. List Crawler centralized information from dozens of smaller and niched sites that took personal ads from escorts locally. The ads were vouched for by the trusted man in each city that they featured on their call-girls world map, and then they’ve just watched the world fuck. All the babes who are featured on this site go through a light screening process. The team that works for the site developed over the years and they can make the difference between an experienced escort, a chubby woman with stretch marks who is a hungry killer in bed, has a tight pussy and pleases any man’s fantasy and a clock watcher with a gorgeous body, beautiful skin and pretty titties whose favorite position is missionary and makes you feel like you’ve just had some alone time with a freshly unlived woman.
Mr. Porn Geek visits ListCrawler
Hey guys, I was told by a very close friend that it would be a great idea for me to add List Crawler to my review platform. I was a little sceptical at first, but this guy told me it was a good place to go that he’d personally used, so I figured it was at least worth checking out before making up my mind on whether or not to include it. All the information I received was that the platform focused on escorting and with that information, I decided to jump straight into a full, feature-length review without thinking twice. Now then; let’s check this place out and see if Mr. Porn Geek wants to give it his seal of approval!
First hands-on experience with List Crawler
So after typing in ListCrawler.com into my browser, I’m automatically navigated through to the London-focused section. You may notice that the URL changes at this point and becomes something quite strange indeed. I mean, from the capital of England it’s shown to me as https://escortalligator.com.london.listcrawler.com/ – that’s more of a mouthful than what I gave your mother last night! Interestingly enough I’m also asked to confirm that I’m over the age of 21, even though the United Kingdom uses a near-universal Internet porn access requirement of 18. Anyway, after making sure this place knew I was an adult, I found myself presented with a layout that I’d describe as being a little, well, dated? I find that a lot of these places that have been around for multiple years don’t exactly like updating their designs and that certainly appears to be the case here on List Crawler.
Nonetheless, I was glad to see that a decent chunk of the content area was devoted to showing me escorts in my neck of the woods, although no new profiles have been added here since June 2018 – the horror. Since escorts can often only work for up to a year at a time, I’d have little doubt that many of the profiles listed are associated with ladies who are no longer working in the industry. That seems to be a bit of a big problem, but my buddy is based in the United States, so maybe this website is a lot more popular over there.
The Las Vegas ListCrawler Ready Party
First up, I felt like picking out a profile that felt real amateur and real – the type of girl that’s doing this thing on the side and maybe has a little history of work in the stripper business. It didn’t take long for my eyes to cross over this Nubian goddess: self-described as ‘fun size’ and just 23 years of age! I love myself a good sexy black chick and especially so when they’re petite – just makes it easier to pick them up and have your way with them. Anyway, she just lists her number and a few non blocked pics, but sadly, no rates! This might just be an expert sales method to get the first contact but I doubt it. Always remember to tell us how much you’re asking for, ladies: it’ll increase the odds of you getting some attention.
I actually found another hot listing from a Latina who stands at 5″ 2′ and weighs 135: she’s looking for 420 friendly clients and states that she loves giving blowjobs and being dominated. That to me is a pretty fantastic combination of all factors, so yeah – if you’re gambling over in Vegas and need yourself a little treat-im to play with, hit this beauty up. Find yourself more interested in the type of Instagram slut who always posts hot selfies of her ass in thongs? Madison here – with her great body – is going to be the treat for you if so. Guaranteed she’s got at least 10k followers with a figure like that.
Exploring cities available at List Crawler
One great feature this site has is the ability to look at different cities, so I went ahead and did my standard test: a look at escorts in Las Vegas. Mr. Porn Geek was pleased as punch to see that List Crawler had not only had submissions for escorts from sin city in the last 24 hours, but that there were hundreds of them! That’s right: dozens of Las Vegas escorts had classified ads here and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a good sign for our friends across the pond who want to get down and dirty with a professional. Still – I have to be professional here, so let’s take a look at some profiles and see whether or not they’re any good. Expectations are high for Las Vegas: you’ve got to be pretty damn good to make it in that city, so I’m keen as a bean to check out what girls are working it over there.
The Las Vegas List Crawler hustle
First up, I felt like picking out a profile that felt real amateur and real – the type of girl that’s doing this thing on the side and maybe has a little history of work in the stripper business. It didn’t take long for my eyes to cross over this Nubian goddess: self-described as ‘fun size’ and just 23 years of age! I love myself a good sexy black chick and especially so when they’re petite – just makes it easier to pick them up and have your way with them. Anyway, she just lists her number and a few pictures but sadly, no rates! This might just be an expert sales method to get a first contact but I doubt it. Always remember to tell us how much you’re asking for, ladies: it’ll increase the odds of you getting some attention.
I actually found another hot listing from a Latina who stands at 5″ 2′ and weighs 135: she’s looking for 420 friendly clients and states that she loves giving blowjobs and being dominated. That to me is a pretty fantastic combination of all factors, so yeah – if you’re gambling over in Vegas and need yourself a little toy to play with, hit this beauty up. Find yourself more interested in the type of Instagram slut who always posts hot selfies of her ass in thongs? Madison here – with her great body – is going to be the treat for you if so. Guaranteed she’s got at least 10k followers with a figure like that.
The ListCrawler Pleasure Special – Car Fun In LA
List Crawler is a service offered to generous gentlemen who want to hire the services of a professional escort for an amazimg time. These skilled smart girls can be so much more than just a sex partners. Yes, they can have your balls drained in three minutes if that’s just what you want, but they’ll still charge you for the whole hour. But there are so many different ways through which these babes can offer you an amazing time. Just let me give you some tips from the top of my head. If you find yourself in Down Town LA, you must try one of their cute Latina escorts. These babes with voluptuous bodies specialized in giving the top-shelf good head. When you pick one up and drive her around for come car fun, don’t panic when they ask you if you want a sloppy head. They don’t mean it as a cheap shit version of a blowjob. They just ask you if at the end you either want to leave there with a dried cock or with your balls soaking in her drools. You might ask yourself, what are naughty looking generous men doing in DownTown LA. Well, there’s a lot of pussy flying all around in LA, but the car call girl are more of a cultural experience. LA always has perfect weather, not too much law enforcement affliation on the outskirts of the metropolis. So you can enjoy the fine weather and have som fun out in nature, with an attractive soft ass bounce on your cock with unlimited golden trails in the background. It’s a magical adventure that you can never have in a hotel room.
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