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I had to go prowling the Internet for a translation on this website’s name: turns out that Incontriamoci means ‘Let’s meet up’ in Italian. Now, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you happen to be someone who can only speak English – and you’re not in Italy right now – the chances of you finding any real sense of utility from this website is pretty much non-existent. The reason for this? Well, as it turns out, Incontriamoci is a website designed to cater specifically for Italian escorts and providers of associated services. When you come here, it’s made very clear from the get go that the focus is on Italy, and Italians – made pretty damn clear from the fact that the website isn’t even available in English! Thankfully, Mr. Porn Geek has a translation tool, but yeah: unless you’re Italian and you live there, I think it’s best that you just step away from this review, since it’ll be about as useful as tits on a bull.
The homepage of Incontriamoci
Everyone knows that Mr. Porn Geek likes to start off his reviews by hitting up homepages to get a look at what’s going on – that’s a pretty good choice here at Incontriamoci, since you’re shown all of the girls you could meet up with straight away. These seem to be organized by default based on the location of the person offering the advert, but you can switch these over to a comment-based stream if you’d prefer. I don’t understand entirely what the purpose of that approach is, but I guess it’s cool to see what other people are saying about the services that are available here. Turns out that along the right-hand side of the page, you’ll find a number of locations that you can click on. These include the likes of Bari, Bologna, Aosta and Rome. Pretty much every area in the country is covered, so it doesn’t matter where you are in the country, Incontriamoci will be able to provide you with an Italian escort experience. Looking at profiles
There’s not a whole lot to do here aside from looking at the profiles, so after clicking on a listing, I was pleased to see a decent area for a description, a general map location indicator and a bunch of pictures that companions have uploaded so horny punters can have a look and see if there’s anything there for them to masturbate over. Don’t worry – I’m not going to deny for a second that escorts sharing their sexy selfies isn’t something to stroke your snake over – especially when these broads look as good as they do! What’s great about Incontriamoci is the fact that you don’t need to create an account in order to get contact details for the escorts displayed: you can just click on the phone icon and their number will magically appear, ready for you to click on if you so desire.
The types of escorts here
Naturally, the most common section on the website is woman looking for man, but there are a number of other choices if you happen to be entertaining the idea of something else entirely. There are men for men, transsexuals, massage parlors and a few kinky offerings if you want to be beaten up by a mistress. The choice is yours at Incontriamoci and believe me, there’s a constant stream of posts here so that no matter what it is you’re looking for, chances are that Incontriamoci will be able to provide! They’ve done a great job in curating a decent sized collection of members and regulars, since it seems as if dozens of posts have been made in the last hour alone. I’m not entirely sure how long entries are archived for, but I suspect that it’s a relatively decent length of time.
A conclusion on Incontriamoci
If you’re able to speak Italian and you’re looking for escorts, this seems like a great place for you to be able to get your hands on what you want. Alas, anyone who’s not in that position will probably be severely disappointed by the experience here! Mr. Porn Geek had a good time, and I think that for anyone who’s looking into getting this type of thing, this as a resource is a great one to have. I’ve really enjoyed my time at Incontriamoci and I think that it’s probably best for me to just say that if you want to know more, head on over and check it out for yourself. For my Italian readers – thanks so much for taking a look at this review and I’ll see you again soon!

USASexGuide  sometimes gets quite confused by various things, but nothing makes him scratch his head quite like websites which are hosted on TLDs that are not suited to the purpose of the platform. I’m telling you this not because I like I randomly give people information on what takes my brain muscle out for a jog, but because the site I’m reviewing today really does make me scratch my head. See, it goes by the name of USA Sex Guide, but the URL is USASexGuide.nl – why on Earth did they go for a Netherlands-based TLD?! These questions – as well as many others – are hopefully able to be answered by me as I venture forth into USASexGuide for a complete professional review. Interested in learning the ins and outs of this place? Say no more, fam – read below for my full USA Sex Guide review!My initial USA Sex Guide experience So after USASexGuide confirmed that I am indeed an adult, I was taken through to a page that looks like it was designed around 10 years ago. That’s not a bad thing because honestly, the structure is pretty good, but I’d be lying if I said that USASexGuide felt like a modern destination with all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a website designed in the last few months. The bulk of the content here at USA Sex Guide comes via the forums: there are lots of places to check out, so I think that’s probably where I’m going to kick off this review. Strap yourself in because boy – do I have a lot to tell you about USASG!Hunting across the USASexGuide forums
Clicking on this link will take you through to the main meta page of the USASexGuide forums and all of the various areas that you’ve got to check out. All states have their own section on USASexGuide where people can go to share relevant information and on top of that, there are specific sub-sections for reviews of a few cities that are localized just to Craigslist content – this might be slightly outdated these days, but it’s still there if you’re interested in taking a look. I do want to stress that there is no registration process here and you can learn about some killer fetish clubs in an instant – what’s not to enjoy about this type of opportunity?
To better explain this, let me link to a few destinations. First up – one of my favorite tests – a look at Las Vegas via the Nevada forum, where a total of around 50,000 posts have been made. Posts here on USASexGuide are often broken down into a variety of sub report areas, such as strip clubs, massage parlors, streetwalkers and more. One big thing I noticed from the get go is that photographs are quite prevalent: guys can’t get enough of sharing XXX snaps from their latest erotic adventures. People can also make their own posts on the site where they ask people about good hotels and warn one another about scam artists in the area. Quite a good impression thus far – plenty of sex workers and legal brothel destinations will surely love what’s on the table here. With over a million members, a good service provider review can hardly be a bad thing.
Forums for Escort services
Elsewhere on the USASexGuide forums, there are lots of special interest areas that you might want to visit if you’re into talking shop. Examples include the Viagra forum where people cover things like their experiences with Cialis and even what supplements to take for a bigger load (my personal recommendation: zinc!). You’ve also got areas to discuss things such as the prices of services, advice on anal sex and dealing with sex addiction. The last one’s interesting and I’m surprised they have an area for it – especially on a site like this! It’s only a small part of the site, though: I guess not too many guys see their desire to fuck all the time as being a bad thing.
New posts at USASexGuide are made on the forums multiple times per hour, with around 50 new comments or posts in the last hour alone. The main draw is naturally the reviews on USASexGuide though – guys talk about their experiences at specific destinations and you’re encouraged to share your own experiences. I actually love the average sex service reviewer: they’re always straight to the point and willing to give you the details that everyone’s after. It’s quite the community here on USASexGuide and people love leaving their two cents, it really makes for quite good reading.

I am over 18, let me in! The first thing that Escort-Ireland does is have you let them know that you are over 18 and able to view their site legally. There are not many websites out there that I have reviewed that are all about one place or one country. The website at Escort-Ireland is easy to navigate, and there is a list of all of the cities that have escorts listed on the site in Ireland. From Cork to Donegal, Tyrone To Belfast, Dublin to Louth, there are hundreds of escorts in this wonderful country. For Locals And Travelers Alike
Many people that are local to Ireland enjoy using escorts regularly, and since it is a fantastic place for tourism, there are plenty of people who are traveling and also take advantage of the services and companionship that escorts can offer. Escort-Ireland is a website that brings you a wide array of wonderful human beings that love having fun.
One of the elements of the website that stands out is the ability to use geolocation to find matches. You can either type your location in, or use the geolocation button on the page to seek out women that are close to you. There are other ways to filter the models on the site as well, which I will get into a bit later. One of the things that I like most about escort sites is the wide variety of people that are listed. These sites have numerous body types that are available, as well as a wide variety of ethnicities. This seems to be consistent over all of the sites that I have reviewed.
Escort-Ireland is no different here. Not only that, but they also have different tabs across the top of the page so that you can find the type of escort that you are looking for, which is unique. This includes an escorts tab, a massage tab, and a list of domination escort services. There are also reviews on the site of the different girls that people have used. The last two tabs on the page are one for the community, which allows people a great place to interact, and another tab that leads to the blog on the site. Remember, in order to use some of the services on the site you will need to register and login.
How To Find And Filter Escorts
Escort-Ireland allows you to search by your location, find escorts in Ireland using geolocation, locate escorts in Ireland by using tabs of each city, and you can also utilize the filters on the website to search for escorts in Ireland by type of escort, the escorts name, the nationality of the escort, whether or not they have photos on their account, whether they are in call escorts or out call escorts, and also by their rate, age, type, background, and appearance. This is a lot of ways to shorten the list of escorts near you and make a selection.
Finding escorts in different areas of Ireland can be easy in some places, and harder to do in other places. The city of Dublin has over 250 escorts listed, whereas some of the other cities in the country only have between three and five. Of course, if you are heading to the country on vacation you can make a special stop in any one of the cities in the country to spend some time with that perfect fantasy girl. You can even find a few female couples that escort the same person at the same time. Many of the women on the site have quite a few pictures, though some of them do have their faces blurred out for safety reasons.
Some of these girls, however, do not give a fuck and put almost all of themselves out there for you to check out before you call them up. You can connect with the escorts on Escort-Ireland via email and private message, you can add them to a short list, and you can favorite them as well. Each profile lists what area the escort serves and what dates they are scheduling for. Some of the profiles have photos that are verified, which adds a lot of trust in using the website.
What Other Perks Do Escorts Give?
In addition to photo galleries, the attractive escort women from Ireland have the ability to write a diary on the site. This option does not seem to be utilized incredibly often, but it is nice that it is there for the girls who do like to spend some time telling potential clients about themselves. In addition, one of the things that make Escorts Ireland a little bit different and a little bit better is that people who are registered on the site and use an escort on the site can write reviews for the girls. If the escort allows it, the location of the meetup can be given, as well as an estimate of when the meetup was.
There is also a text box for the reviews, so you can get more information that way as well. Lastly, the website does let you know how many times escorts on the website have been used by the people who are writing the reviews. Honestly, these babes are gorgeous bombshells and spending time with them is something that a lot of people find well worth the money. These chicks are stunning!
Escort Community And Escort Blog
Okay, when the general chat section of the website has over 1,300,000 posts in it, you know that it is an extremely active community. With the number of superhot escorts on the website, which is definitely under 1,000, there are a lot more people talking about the escorts than actual escorts. These women are busy and extremely talented, that is what all of this tells me. There are also discussions about the Irish language, and a section for escort interviews, client requests, and seeking out trans escorts. The site obviously caters to both locals and people who are traveling and want to find the top escorts in Ireland.
Additionally, there is a blog on the website. The blogs here are written by the escorts on the site, allowing them to post about general life experiences, though some of them also post deeper writings about their lives, poetry, and more. This is a fun place to spend some time, and there are over 250 pages of blogs on the website. I am not sure if this overlaps with the diary section on the girl’s pages, but I would not be surprised if it did.
Escort-Ireland Offers A Lot Of Fun
I have to say; this was one of the most pleasant experiences I have ever had at an escort site. With the ability to search by city, use a number of other advanced options, as well as add the escorts on the site to a short list and favorite them, I was well pleased with the organization of the site and all of the offerings. The only downside to Escort-Ireland is that it did not have people in the rest of the UK. All of the girls here are from Ireland. Regardless of whether you are traveling and looking for a hot babe to spend some time with, you want a sensual massage, or you want to be dominated by a kinky Irish woman, they are all available here. The addition of a robust community and blog add to the attraction that the site brings.

Eccie One of the most basic concepts of economics is that consumers should always be informed – there are a lot of complaints from escorts that reviews aren’t good at all, but I feel that personally, they’re only bad for escorts that don’t deliver a quality service. After all, if you’re a good call girl that plays by the rules and doesn’t mess around, that’s only going to reflect positively with any experience you have, right? Anyway, the whole reason I’m talking about this is because Eccie.net is a place that allows people to discuss girls around the world that they’ve had experiences with.
Eccie stands for Escort Client Community Information Exchange – it’s basically a fancy way to say that people come and review escorts so that people can know what they’re getting themselves into. It mainly focuses on American girls, but they also have details for girls from Europe, Mexico, Asia, the Middle East and more. You’re also free to sign up yourself and provide a review! There has been a total of over 10 million posts since the forums first started and as far as I know, it’s one of the biggest hubs online for reviews of escorts.
Updated Eccie review
Since writing this review up on Eccie, The number of posts has swelled to an impressive 12.5 million – it just goes to show that if you’re serious about finding the best escorts around, this place can assist. I should note that while women from all over the world are still available here, the site continues to be mainly focused on the US market. For instance, on the left-hand side of the page you’ll see a section with various popular cities covered, like Manhattan, Orlando, Chicago, Miami and more. Guys based in America are going to have a field day here: it’s so damn easy to get your hands on top-tier escort information!
Ladies have the ability to list their own profiles and typically, this is reserved for the most popular babes around when it comes to escorting. For instance, Arkansas currently has over 100 companions listed with some goddesses like Jessika Sweetz having thousands of posts on the site and hundreds of encounters. I think it’s fair to say that if you’re serious about only dealing with the cream of the crop, this site has you covered. Who wants to spend time with flaky women who can’t seem to get back to you on time and in a professional fashion? Fuck that noise, boys – Eccie.net is the go-to place for guys who’re serious about good escorts doing what they do best.
Premium access
While Eccie is free to browse and take a look at, you can sign up for a premium account that gives you more detailed reviews, the ability to message escorts directly and a private lounge to boot. There are a few extras here that I didn’t mention, but I suggest heading on over to the premium signup section if you’re interested in what it is I’m talking about. Mr. Porn Geek was pleased to see that they accept Bitcoin and while prices are a little on the higher side, guys who spend a decent chunk of money on escorts likely won’t care all that much.
It’s great to see that the owners here aren’t resting on their laurels, going above and beyond to add new features, moderate the forums and generally create a community that fosters good escort exchanges and the like. A quick look over at the site administration sub-forum will tell you all you need to know: these guys are committed to ensuring that Eccie is the go-to destination online for this type of thing. Seems like a guy called St. Christopher runs the show and he’s got over 7,500 posts to date: talk about taking your job seriously! I guess when you’ve got a fantastic project to work on, it makes it real easy to stick around and improve it over and over again. I think St. Christopher is the kind of dude Mr. Porn Geek would like to have a beer with – if you’re ever in London, be sure to come visit me!
Final thoughts and the wrap
Eccie.net is a high-growth online forum with user reviews, escort advertising, general chitchat and more: if you’re in the scene and you want to have a place to call home, this could very well be it. I’m pleased to see that over 2.5 million new posts have been added here since I last came around: it signals to me that people are starting to wake up and realize that Eccie here delivers one hell of a stellar product. The only ‘real’ issue is that the site is focused heavily on America, but most of the people here at Mr. Porn Geek are too, so I don’t think it’s going to bother too many of you.
The forums are relatively ad light, it supports HTTPS and there are no tricks or other concerns that I came across. Honestly, if you’re all about escorting then I can’t recommend this place enough. What’s great is that it’s free to use, so you can always go over and sign up – you don’t need a premium account to do anything special. Head on over and see if you like it: chances are you will!

So, what’s the first thing that you need to know about My Escort Network? To begin with – it has over 350,000 escort adverts, all from independent girls that want to give you the time of your life. The site has a worldwide presence with listings in the UK, France, Spain, Canada and of course – the United States. In fact, the biggest market on this site is America, with many states having multiple cities covered. Chances are that if you live in the US of A, you’re going to have no issues finding someone to play around with. That’s the beauty of escorts in the land of the free: there’s so much availability!
Looking at index pages on MEN
I generally always gravitate toward Las Vegas as my sample destination for escorting services – I went there once and boy, did I have a fantastic time! The beauty of Las Vegas is that it has all different types of girls available for many different services – whatever your heart desires, you’re going to find it in Las Vegas. At the time of writing this, there were 5,000+ adverts, with Asian girls, white MILFs, ebony teens and more. Suffice to say that the variety here is absolutely incredible! The adverts are displayed with a preview image, a little text about the service and in some instances, the rating of the escort involved. Girls can be VIP Sponsors, VIP Escorts and Silver Escorts – these ladies are varied and basically certificated to give you a great experience.
Looking at My Escort Network adverts
Okay, so when you find a girl that you might be interested in – what then? Click on their profile and you’ll be taken to their profile page, which lists their age, ethnicity, incall/outcall offers, phone number and then a brief description of what they’re like. Lots of girls on My Escort Network opt to put up a large number of images, which I really think is the way to go in these circumstances. You’ll love just how great it is seeing your potential future escort hire in a range of positions and angles – lets you know that you’re making the right choice. Note that some of the girls at My Escort Network are verified – this means that you have a much lower risk of being scammed or messed around. You can also report adverts if you think that they’re false or otherwise not quite what they seem. All in all, a great way to run an operation if you ask me.
Looking around other countries at MEN
My Escort Network isn’t just focused on the American market – but it does make up a sizable chunk of what they’re doing. If you’re coming here and you’re not in the US, it might help you to know just how many posts come from elsewhere on the planet. There were 328 adverts in Vienna, 87 in Ibiza, 6 in Monaco and 7,576 in Montreal. I think it goes without saying that the action you’re going to get really does depend on your location and if the girls are there in the first place. I’m pretty confident that you’ll love My Escort Network no matter where you are – just because it makes getting in touch with girls in your area a cake walk. Sure, it’s more American dominated – but is that really the end of the world?
Searching within cities at My Escort Network
I wanted to try the search function next: that’s why I visited the ‘Miami’ section of the website and then typed in ‘Asian’. I was pleased to see that there were 42 results in total: more than enough for me to get what I want from a gorgeous Oriental girl. Quite a few of these were actually agencies though, so you might find that you’ll have hundreds of options instead of just a few. My Escort Network also allows you to search for other ethnic requirements, as well as keywords like BBW and mature. The world is your oyster here, and given that there are so many adverts, you’ll be spoiled for choice no matter what it is that you want.
Improvements for My Escort Network
I try to balance out reviews wherever possible with constructive feedback – My Escort Network needs to work on giving you more sorting options and some type of comment system. If a girl is good, punters will want to know – the only reason anyone would oppose reviews is if they provide a poor service. I’d also like to see a clear distinction between agencies and independent girls – right now, they’re all mixed together, and it’s not clear to me how they’re supposed to be separated via a search.
Final words on MEN
Look: with 350,000 adverts across the world, there’s a lot going on at this website and I think all in all, they know how to hook you up with girls in your area that want to provide you with services. The site is easy to use, it’s free and it also allows the hosting of multiple images – what’s not to love? Definitely check out My Escort Network if you’re hoping to hire an escort. Anyway, that’s it from Mr. Porn Geek – I’ll catch you in the next review of whatever escort advert destination I end up at next! Peace.