Hitomi.la

Hitomi.la  has a couple of dozen different languages in the header dropdown, which means they get a lot of international traffic. Hell, these fuckers just get a lot of traffic in general. Forty-five million views a month is a lot of people jerking it to a lot of dirty comic books. Sites usually don’t get that big if they’re fucking garbage, not unless you count Facebook. Let’s see what kind of pervert bait they’ve got laying around.
Getting Right to the Good Stuff
One thing I like immediately about Hitomi is the no-bullshit layout. There are a couple of animated banner ads that made it past my spam blocker, but besides that, it’s just an endless catalog for hentai beginning at the top and starting with the very newest stuff. Scroll past the 25 dirty mangas, doujinshis, and game/artist CG galleries and you’re ready for the next page.
(In case you were wondering, the ads I saw are for porno video games. Pretty much what you expect from a hentai site, right? One girl has big fluffy ears, a long tail and her tits hanging out. The other also has animal ears and is stretching her asshole out while an animated mouse spears it over and over again. It opens and closes almost like a mouth but more hypnotically. It almost whispers, come, come, spend money! But you’re here for the free stuff, aren’t you? Don’t click that enticing cartoon pooper!)
You’ve got a lot of time on your hands, right? And lube? And one of those silicone 18+ schoolgirl pussies with the vagina ridges inside and everything? Because this archive is fucking huge. It spans 18,667 pages so far, which is nearly half a million skeezy little storybooks to indulge your inner pervert.
If you don’t touch the Language dropdown, you’re looking at everything in every language. That’s my preferred view, but it’s not the dialog I’m after when I’m masturbating to hentai about business ladies doing anal with river monsters. If you’re into the words, select your language of choice to narrow down the selection to your mother tongue. Mother’s tongues, incidentally, are popular at Hitomi.
There’s some color coding to the posts that I originally thought told you whether the comic was straight, gay, or trans. The colors actually indicate whether you’re looking at manga, doujinshi, or CG sex pics. There’s actually no orientation filter, which is how I ended up looking at a yaoi story of cross-dressing bunny boys doing butt stuff. It’d be really nice to filter out the boylovers content.
Smooth Reading, Easy Jerking, Instant Saving
Once you pick your title, Hitomi’s got a killer baked-in hentai reader. It gives you a two-page spread across your full screen with one-click page turns. What more do you want?
Hit the Download button and the little progress bar starts filling up. Depending on how many pages the hentai is, the site will shoot you in a zip file in a few seconds or minutes. It’s pretty fucking convenient.
You can see a cover and a sliver of the first page of everything from out front. Each item features the relevant info: name, artist, series, type and language. Most importantly for people who don’t speak Japanese or know the names of series is the list of tags listed beside each comic.
All That Weird-Ass Hentai Shit You Love
Hentai sites always have huge, sprawling lists of tags, many of them completely fucking insane by normal pornographic standards. Hitomi is no exception. I can see it without even leaving the front page.
There’s a Ninja Slayer comic at the top that features Big Breasts and Bondage, which is standard sex content, but it’s also got X-Ray action. There is some Futanari hentai, which the normals call trans comics. I see hentai tagged with Handjob, Lactation, Blowjob, Human on Furry, Taboo, and Dicknipples.
Yeah, I had to click that last one. Hitomi has no fewer than 15 whole pages of hentai and CG with a theme of dicks coming out of nipples. That suggests it’s an actual fetish that people legit jerk off to, and not just some goofy shit 4chan shitheads do for laughs.
Goddamn, you hentai fucks never ever cease to amaze me. Just when I think I’ve seen the absolute limit to the depravity, you go on and set the bar on some other planet where dickgirls cum, piss and also shit out of their dicknipples.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed. I thought I should get some kind of pervert award for mixing up my own vat of homemade Viagra, even though it didn’t work out like I’d planned. The world of hentai invents entirely new ways of being a sex-crazed maniac all the time. It’s like a new frontier.
Scarred for Life by Naruto Doujinshi
A lot of grown-ups these days had their surprise sexual awakenings while reading manga, so it’s no big surprise they’re shaking their dicks at hentai websites these days. I’m just speaking in a general sense that clean manga leads to hentai, but we can get even more specific.
A ton of you fuckers were watching Naruto when you noticed your pajamas making a little tent. Do you know how I know this? Every hentai site with unlicensed doujinshi has a shit-ton of Naruto. Hitomi has nearly 3,000 pieces of comic book pornography based on the series, which is going to make a lot of you very happy.
I couldn’t find a list of the most popular series on the site, but I was able to find plenty of anything I knew enough to look for. There are a thousand pieces of Dragon Ball Z porn and 3k for Sailor Moon. Gundam is broken up into a bunch of different series, but each one has hundreds. Altogether, that’s like a billion comic books about giant fighting robots and mind control bukkake.
The full Series list is divided alphabetically. There are hundreds for every letter, but the number of individual doujinshis and mangas varies a lot. Most are in the single digits, while some have hundreds or thousands. Any way you slice it, that’s a ton of free adult art.