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Sports Betting has been a popular pastime ever since the invention of sports. The cavemen bet shiny pebbles their dudes would win at rock-chucking, and I used to gamble my lunch money on the outcome of afterschool dodgeball games. These days, thanks to the magic of the Internet, it’s easier than ever to risk some... [Read the full review]

My Bookie lets me place bets on the Internet, but does yours? The Internet has made gambling so fucking easy that it’s rare these days for anybody to go meeting some sketchy bookie dude in a dimly lit diner, risking their kneecaps for a piece of the pie. In its place, you can just place... [Read the full review]

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With a name like High Roller Casino, I just naturally assumed this next joint catered to high-class, fat-pocketed and big-dicked motherfuckers like yours truly. What’s in a name, though? It’s usually an exercise in branding, and while this branding is strong and memorable, I don’t think they’re going to give you the bum’s rush if... [Read the full review]

Listen up, cryptocucks, BC Game  I’ve got a treat for you guys this time around. If you don’t know what the fuck a Bitcoin even is or how sites like Coinbase work, then this one might not be for you. Some people say that investing in any cryptocurrency is a gamble. Hell, the folks over... [Read the full review]

Bet US calls themselves America’s Favorite Sportsbook, a claim supported by their traffic stats. A whopping eighteen-thousand visitors are dropping by every day to bet on their favorite teams or drop virtual tokens loaded with real money into Internet slot machines. That’s way more than I had beating on my door when I started running... [Read the full review]

Bet Online! Do you wish that you could still visit a physical casino and get your gamble on? Well, I hate to break it to you, mother fucker. Those places are either dead, dying, or only for old farts that smell like yesterday’s takeout. The future of casinos is the Internet, just like everything else.... [Read the full review]